Clean Jokes For Kids

Canteloupe humor <-- click for answer

Q: What did one canteloupe say to another canteloupe?

Lassie come home! <-- click for answer

Q: What do you get when you cross Lassie with a canteloupe?

Something cold <-- click for answer

Q: Why did the boy put his dad in the refrigerator?

Wild waves <-- click for answer

Q: What did the french fry say to the other french fry while rowboating on ketchup?

It's for the birds <-- click for answer

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?

Fish food <-- click for answer

Q: Why are fish so smart?

Black and White <-- click for answer

Q: What is black and white and red all over?

Cookies in your browser <-- click for answer

Q: Why was Mr. Cookie so sad?

That joke is bull <-- click for answer

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

Call of the wild <-- click for answer

Q: What do lions call antelopes?

Cleaning for fun and profit <-- click for answer

Q: How do you clean a tuba?

Bouncing around <-- click for answer

Q: What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?

We hold these truths <-- click for answer

Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

Give us your tired <-- click for answer

Q: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbor?

Boat Humor <-- click for answer

Q: What did the water say to the boat?

Funny Pirates? <-- click for answer

Q: Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

Bachelor's Degree <-- click for answer

Two confirmed bachelors were talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.

It's a dog's world... <-- click for answer

Q: What did the dog say to the tree?

There was this farmer... <-- click for answer

A woman drives past a large field and sees a man standing in the middle of it. In a few hours, she drives past the field again and sees the same man just standing there.

I've been skunked <-- click for answer

Q: What did the judge say when the skunk entered the courtroom?

How much is that doggie? <-- click for answer

Q: What did the Zen monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Clean Lightbulb Humor <-- click for answer

Q: How many Harvard professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Farmer in his field <-- click for answer

Q: Why did the farmer bury all of his money in his fields?

Arresting development <-- click for answer

Q: If you were a police officer and you had to arrest your own mother, what would you do?

Crawling the web <-- click for answer

Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?